Gupmap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omnipotent bat.

Gupmap created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gupmap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gupmap, he will jump up and down on your head.

Gupmap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gupmap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

4. Never curse while facing west.

5. Never wear kilts.