Sawragmil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless newt.

Sawragmil created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawragmil, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sawragmil, it will ignore you.

Sawragmil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sawragmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes on fasting days.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Fast once a month.