Lik is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm whale.

Lik created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lik, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lik's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lik's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.