Fitfligvon Benmonrot Tigzimpog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing snail.

Fitfligvon Benmonrot Tigzimpog created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitfligvon Benmonrot Tigzimpog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fitfligvon Benmonrot Tigzimpog, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fitfligvon Benmonrot Tigzimpog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fitfligvon Benmonrot Tigzimpog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fitfligvon Benmonrot Tigzimpog.

2. Do not take Fitfligvon Benmonrot Tigzimpog's name in vain.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never approach forests carrying bone.

5. Always help sick rats.