Boggummid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud weasel.

Boggummid created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Boggummid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Boggummid, it will turn you into a plant.

Boggummid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Boggummid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Boggummid first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Never gather three aardvarks in one place.