Ruttbatnak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, passionate naga.

Ruttbatnak created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbatnak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruttbatnak, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ruttbatnak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ruttbatnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

4. Do not fashion tools from lead.

5. Never travel toward the east during spring.