Tifhanwip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful goblin.

Tifhanwip created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifhanwip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tifhanwip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tifhanwip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tifhanwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with orange.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Always wear red.