Miskincuss is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, staggering newt.

Miskincuss created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Miskincuss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Miskincuss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Miskincuss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Miskincuss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear turquoise corsets.