Nibtomtit Jabpibnab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful dragon.

Nibtomtit Jabpibnab created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibtomtit Jabpibnab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nibtomtit Jabpibnab, she will ignore you.

Nibtomtit Jabpibnab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nibtomtit Jabpibnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

3. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.