Vilvagquart Tagmidgof is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, almighty wyrm.

Vilvagquart Tagmidgof created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Vilvagquart Tagmidgof, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vilvagquart Tagmidgof, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vilvagquart Tagmidgof's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vilvagquart Tagmidgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never proclaim while facing north.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not make images of living things.