Legquillbest Zenrotwot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, happy spider.

Legquillbest Zenrotwot created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legquillbest Zenrotwot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Legquillbest Zenrotwot, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Legquillbest Zenrotwot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Legquillbest Zenrotwot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Legquillbest Zenrotwot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never mark doors with cyan.

3. Worship no other gods but Legquillbest Zenrotwot.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Always obey Legquillbest Zenrotwot's priests.