Hubfodarpwitflamneg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless crab.

Hubfodarpwitflamneg created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Hubfodarpwitflamneg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hubfodarpwitflamneg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hubfodarpwitflamneg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hubfodarpwitflamneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing green tights and balancing three titanium spheres on your back.

2. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

3. Never handle platinum while unclean.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.