Bogfabwat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced camel.

Bogfabwat created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfabwat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogfabwat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bogfabwat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bogfabwat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not gather at wells at midday.

5. Always stare at clouds.