Appbossgen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful capybara.

Appbossgen created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appbossgen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Appbossgen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Appbossgen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Appbossgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never touch blood while unclean.

3. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.