Abfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful pig.

Abfoss created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abfoss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Abfoss, he will laugh at you.

Abfoss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Abfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mix rice with water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to birds while wearing violet skirts.