Millikab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish warg.

Millikab created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Millikab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Millikab, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Millikab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Millikab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Always share onions with strangers, but never with capybaras.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Millikab.

4. Never eat garlic on holy days.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.