Rowabbug is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, generous armadillo.

Rowabbug created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowabbug, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowabbug, she will turn you into a slug.

Rowabbug's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rowabbug's Holy Commandments

1. Rowabbug loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from red great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Always act with purity when addressing elders.