Nigjopzod is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, confident otter.

Nigjopzod created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigjopzod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nigjopzod, he will turn you into a rat.

Nigjopzod's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nigjopzod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nigjopzod.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Do not shave your arms.