Bisskadbin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish giraffe.

Bisskadbin created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisskadbin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bisskadbin, she will be very unhappy.

Bisskadbin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bisskadbin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Bisskadbin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Bisskadbin first in all things.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing red tights and balancing four aluminium spheres on your legs.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.