Limmumzed is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, impressive armadillo.

Limmumzed created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limmumzed, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limmumzed, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Limmumzed's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Limmumzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.