Dundumnill is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless hyena.

Dundumnill created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dundumnill, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dundumnill, she will think nothing of it.

Dundumnill's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dundumnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dundumnill in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not place carrots upon stone.