Jinfarhog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fussy pigeon.

Jinfarhog created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinfarhog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jinfarhog, it will not care at all.

Jinfarhog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Jinfarhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Do not cook food in pots.