Quimcinxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome wasp.

Quimcinxuck created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimcinxuck, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quimcinxuck, she will turn you into a slug.

Quimcinxuck's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Quimcinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.

5. Never touch oil while blessed.