Venbidshavfad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind fish.

Venbidshavfad created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venbidshavfad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Venbidshavfad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Venbidshavfad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Venbidshavfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Do not consume onions at dawn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always wear yellow.