Pigjanlog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous crocodile.

Pigjanlog created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pigjanlog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pigjanlog, it will turn you into a snail.

Pigjanlog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pigjanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

2. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

3. Never feed apples to ducks while wearing boots.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing violet stockings and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.

5. Always store peas above ground.