Yatthitkap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able unicorn.

Yatthitkap created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatthitkap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yatthitkap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yatthitkap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yatthitkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yatthitkap.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about spacetime near dolphins while wearing brown scarves.