Cattonfot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty jaguar.

Cattonfot created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cattonfot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cattonfot, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cattonfot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cattonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Never paint your feet indigo.

3. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Run away from orange porpoises, for they are unholy.