Tiklarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable salamander.

Tiklarn created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiklarn, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiklarn, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tiklarn's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tiklarn's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not record names concerning stars.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.