Gomlig Karteenfas is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish wolf.

Gomlig Karteenfas created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Gomlig Karteenfas, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomlig Karteenfas, she will turn you into a mole.

Gomlig Karteenfas' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gomlig Karteenfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never mix garlic with blood.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Shun those given to greed.