Gepnararm is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fish.

Gepnararm created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepnararm, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepnararm, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gepnararm's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gepnararm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepnararm.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.