Tapwipcedbissindutfit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome goblin.

Tapwipcedbissindutfit created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapwipcedbissindutfit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tapwipcedbissindutfit, it will turn you into a slug.

Tapwipcedbissindutfit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tapwipcedbissindutfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Hide from orange grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.