Pognarxin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, almighty lobster.

Pognarxin created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pognarxin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pognarxin, she will turn you into a rock.

Pognarxin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pognarxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Pognarxin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if seven frogs approach from the east.