Sugtitdagzoggedcussnan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring bird.

Sugtitdagzoggedcussnan created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Sugtitdagzoggedcussnan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sugtitdagzoggedcussnan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sugtitdagzoggedcussnan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sugtitdagzoggedcussnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear ear rings marked with indigo.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not leap at rivers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must love Sugtitdagzoggedcussnan.