Higbondut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing crab.

Higbondut created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higbondut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Higbondut, she will send minions to preach to you.

Higbondut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Higbondut's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Worship no other gods but Higbondut.