Cunfudstan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome goblin.

Cunfudstan created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Cunfudstan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cunfudstan, she will curse you with boils.

Cunfudstan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cunfudstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never gather five mice near doors.