Talcimduss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional wasp.

Talcimduss created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talcimduss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Talcimduss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Talcimduss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Talcimduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not sit in public.