Nabcubfadpom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, staggering dog.

Nabcubfadpom created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcubfadpom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nabcubfadpom, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nabcubfadpom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nabcubfadpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dawn.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Do not wear shirts marked with fawn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never point your arms toward the east during prayer.