Bugcadkimhon Talmatfud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective tapir.

Bugcadkimhon Talmatfud created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugcadkimhon Talmatfud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bugcadkimhon Talmatfud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bugcadkimhon Talmatfud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bugcadkimhon Talmatfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Never wear brown rings.

5. Always remove scarves before touching silicon.