Lenbagxem is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic lobster.

Lenbagxem created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lenbagxem, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenbagxem, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lenbagxem's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Lenbagxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after hamsters.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Put Lenbagxem first in all things.