Ragdimsag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered finch.

Ragdimsag created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragdimsag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ragdimsag, it will boil you in a big pot.

Ragdimsag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ragdimsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lemons while wearing scarves.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Always obey Ragdimsag's priests.