Buddabboss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous camel.

Buddabboss created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buddabboss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Buddabboss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Buddabboss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Buddabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near seals while wearing violet corsets and balancing nine carbon spheres on your face.