Lindanfat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet sheep.

Lindanfat created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Lindanfat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lindanfat, it will turn you into a mole.

Lindanfat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lindanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

4. Always help mites.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.