Cutlatveen is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, almighty hummingbird.

Cutlatveen created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cutlatveen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cutlatveen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cutlatveen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cutlatveen's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.