Jipcinnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring coyote.

Jipcinnurt created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipcinnurt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jipcinnurt, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jipcinnurt's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Jipcinnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Jipcinnurt loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipcinnurt.