Hakstragtom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, competent salamander.

Hakstragtom created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakstragtom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hakstragtom, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hakstragtom's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hakstragtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Always store carrots above ground.