Mapkomtig Farflisjapvedmutbon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered ferret.

Mapkomtig Farflisjapvedmutbon created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapkomtig Farflisjapvedmutbon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mapkomtig Farflisjapvedmutbon, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mapkomtig Farflisjapvedmutbon's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mapkomtig Farflisjapvedmutbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Mapkomtig Farflisjapvedmutbon loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.