Loopmottamhot is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring goat.

Loopmottamhot created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopmottamhot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Loopmottamhot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Loopmottamhot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Loopmottamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

5. Never record names.