Yikcusslooprak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil meerkat.

Yikcusslooprak created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikcusslooprak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yikcusslooprak, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Yikcusslooprak's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yikcusslooprak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning comets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Always stare at clouds.