Arffitrot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying mole.

Arffitrot created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arffitrot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arffitrot, it will come to you in dreams.

Arffitrot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Arffitrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Always act with humility.