Wigpagyak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane elephant.

Wigpagyak created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigpagyak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wigpagyak, he will not invite you to parties.

Wigpagyak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wigpagyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Never cross crossroads at midday.

5. Do not take Wigpagyak's name in vain.