Fodhakmil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow beaver.

Fodhakmil created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodhakmil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodhakmil, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fodhakmil's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fodhakmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near eagles.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always remove skirts before touching lead.

4. Never cross rivers at midday.

5. Never eat bark.