Dutdusscit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonourable mole.

Dutdusscit created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdusscit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dutdusscit, she will torture you forever.

Dutdusscit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dutdusscit's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not record names concerning galaxies.

5. Never feed lots of melons to capybaras while wearing turquoise ear rings.